Using Math to Bully Weak Teams: The Cheering for the Best Test
Have you ever wondered what the most blessed NHL fanbase is? What about the one most cursed and wretched? Well, I certainly have, and now I've done a bunch of math to prove that I'm right and you're wrong. Here's how: 1. When did you win your cups? As the pinnacle of the sport, I've assigned the value of winning the Stanley Cup to the best number: 100. But cups, like cars, lose value the minute they aren't new. So while a cup in 2000 is still an accomplishment, it's much less satisfying than one won in 2023. To reflect this fact, I've estimated that it loses a value of two per year. Wait, there's another caveat here. Consecutive cups not only retain their value, but actually gain value. So, during consecutive cup runs, they gain a value of 2 per year. 2. How deep are your playoff runs? While the cup is the ultimate prize, recent playoff success helps alleviate the sting of losing, at least a bit. So obviously, the deeper the run, the more valuable...